WEIGHT : 90.3
ACHILLES : Coming along slowly
HEAD SPACE : Heavily forested
RATING FOR THE WEEK : 5
Tuesday – Nuttin’. Railroaded by a late afternoon call from Singapore.
Wednesday – Gym
Thursday – Rollers
On the upside I’m apparently becoming quite intriguing. I
know this because Yana from the Ukraine has written to me personally to tell me
so. Yana has seen my profile on LinkedIn (surprising given I’m not on LinkedIn)
and she has written to my work email address to tell me that I sound intriguing
and that she can’t believe my age, “you look so much younger”. Yana doesn’t
actually state my age, nor how young I might look in comparison, but surely its
encouraging.
Of course the possibility exists that the only truth in the whole
correspondence might be that Yana actually resides in the Ukraine. Given that I’ve
never known any ‘Jana’ to spell her name ‘Yana’, I’m guessing that my secret admirer
may in fact spell her name ‘B O R I S’. Housed in a Kiev slum, hunched over a
computer, cigarette pushed up against whatever teeth have managed to cling
defiantly to his inflamed gums, and with
the ashes gradually accumulating on a singlet festooned with the artefacts of
lunches long since forgotten, Yana would like me to respond with more about
myself. I may yet call her bluff. “Dear Boris, …. right back atcha babe...”
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