Mrs J's rescue and recovery missions

Bill has requested a count on Mrs J rescue missions. To the best of my recollection they appear as follows, but as Bill has quite rightly pointed out, she will have a far clearer and more extensive record, possibly even including precise dates:

1.       Flat tyre – CO2 sprayed into thin air = 1

2.       Flat tyre – no second spare = 2

3.       Crash roadie – broken shoulder/collar bone = 1

4.       Crash MTB – generally beat up / bike trashed = 1

5.       Flat tyre – too close to home to be bothered changing = at least 3

6.       Front wheel buckled by pot hole = 1

7.       Gra needs rescuing = 1

8.       Mango’s bike needs a lift (Mango has organized alternative travel arrangements for his person)

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