Susie the Grinch

Dietician Susie Burrell publishing tips to not put on weight over Christmas. Includes "don't eat any pastry over Christmas, it goes straight to your arse". Miserable cow. What, just stop pane au choc all tougher, just because it's Christmas. Oh please. Or this little piece of wisdom, "stand away from the table. You will eat less if you simply stand away from the food". No shit Sherlock. Argh, zealot. I'll start eating more fruit after Christmas. By then I'll be eating Mango for breakfast.